sal·ad
(n.) A sexually attractive man with a well-developed physique; well-proportioned and imposing appearance suggestive of health and strength; good-looking.
ex: There was so much salad at MJ's I didn’t know what to do with myself!
(n.) Either of two fleshy protuberances forming the lower and back part of the trunk; buttock; ass.
ex: His salad was like two perfectly round mounds of man-flesh.